Metal Top Hat

Metal Top Hat
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  • Item #: MH-01
  • Manufacturer: Morlock Enterprises
The hat goes on the head! It's so obvious now! As you can see I have made a metal top hat. A more stylish and presentable way of shielding your thoughts from aliens, psychics, and those rivals in possession of thought controlling ray devices. Hand made and constructed of milled aluminum, then beaten with a rather large hammer(as rather small hammers tend to look ridiculous). We then line it with space age squishy foam to protect your delicate brow from the mighty metal of your new and impressive hat. I wish I had more to say on the subject, but I feel metal top hat encompasses it pretty well
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Price $100.00